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10/09/03

Over The Coffeecups
     Warren Mitchell - Editor

 

TODAY'S PROGRAM 

 

10/09/03

Thought For the Day
by Mike Winstead

SENIOR  MOMENT

 

An elderly couple had dinner at another couple's house, and after eating,
the wives left the table and went into the kitchen. The two elderly
gentlemen were talking, and one said, "Last night we went out to a new restaurant, and it was really great. I would recommend it very highly."

The other man said, "What's the name of the restaurant?"
The first man knits his brow in obvious concentration, and finally said to
his companion, "Aahh, What is the name of that red flower you give to
someone you love? His friends replies, "A Carnation??" "No. No. The other one" the man says. His friend offers another suggestion, "The Poppy?"
Nahhhh, growls the man. You know the one that is red and has thorns."

His friend said, "Do you mean a rose?" "Yes, Yes that's it. Thank you!" the first man says. He then turns toward the kitchen and yells, "Rose, what's the name of that restaurant we went to last night?

 

   
   
   
   

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